To stave off what they know is an increasing public relations disaster (for Jeebus in general and Republicans in particular) there are gathering whispers that the Republicans are going to offer up a more modest proposal on immigration, the patriotically titled (Duh!) Revitalize America Act.An Overview
The Act proposes to thrust open our southern borders to all the helpless…
The monkeys are in charge and it’s payback time. This is what happens to the fate of humanity when the monkeys hold a kangaroo court against us and we are called to account for our crimes. It’s July, 3242, the day of the Monkey Nuremberg trials.
This is also where the latest Planet of the Apes movie meets a collection of my most excellent monkey pictures and spawns a possible sequel (note: I…
The Color of Tea is Brown(shirts)MIssissippi’s Miscreants
The lunatic fringe known as the Mississippi Tea Party is going bonkers over their loss to Senator Thad Cochran in the recent primary runoff. There is literally no tactic they haven’t considered (legal or illegal), in their attempts to seizepower. It is their complete…
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Nobody understood him
His numbers are not the way
Now he’s lost in the deepest enigma
Which all came unraveled today.
Give thanks to quantum mechanics for the sweet, sweet, serendipity of those lyrics coming off of an album named “Point of Know Return” (as shown in the header image above)!
Here’s the audio of the “concern trolling” from the ‘shocked and disgusted” staff at McDaniel’s campaign…
Our grandparents got the Scopes Monkey Trials and all we get are the Benghazi Dopes Trials? Takes a special kind of Tea Party idiot to agree to chair this bad imitation of a semen-stained blue dress.
Except for the added hash tag, it’s just Whitewater Two – Nail the Jiggaboo.
I’m not saying I’m gangsta’ but it takes some doing to get banned from a FAKE casino without even trying. Zynga Poker. To wit:
I can’t even imagine any terms of service I could have broached in the 85000+ hands I’ve played there over the last several years, but the overall experience was mixed at best, so it’s no great loss.
I’d like to give you some insight into Zynga’s abrupt ejaculation but…
John Brown, the guy shown below, took up arms himself against the government to help force an end to slavery.
Clive Bundy, the guy shown below, wants you to take up arms to free him of business expenses.
Here’s a message to Clive Bundy directly out of Kansas:
Can I tell you something?
I got to tell you one thing
If you expect the freedom
That you say is yours
Prove that you deserve it
Help us to…
I’m in a bit of an editorial quandary. Last year I ran a pro-wind piece extolling the virtues of sustainable wind power. I don’t claim any special expertise on the subject other than being surrounded by a sea of these devices here in the Umwelt-sensitive district of Munsterland. That said, I am in extremely close proximity to these devices. They’re everywhere. My enthusiasm for the…