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Inside the Revitalize America Act

To stave off what they know is an increasing public relations disaster (for Jeebus in general and Republicans in particular) there are gathering whispers that the Republicans are going to offer up a more modest proposal on immigration, the patriotically titled (Duh!)  Revitalize America Act.

An Overview

The Act proposes to thrust open our southern borders to all the helpless…

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Taking the Oath

The monkeys are in charge and it’s payback time. This is what happens to the fate of humanity when the monkeys hold a kangaroo court against us and we are called to account for our crimes.  It’s July, 3242, the day of the Monkey Nuremberg trials.

This is also where the latest Planet of the Apes movie meets a collection of my most excellent monkey pictures and spawns a possible sequel (note: I…

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Free Range Monkeys Ahead

Baby Monkey

Full set here.

Previous visit/backstory here.

Enjoy.

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Tea Party Truth Serum

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The Color of Tea is Brown(shirts) 

MIssissippi’s Miscreants

The lunatic fringe known as the Mississippi Tea Party is going bonkers over their loss to Senator Thad Cochran in the recent primary runoff.  There is literally no tactic they haven’t considered (legal or illegal), in their attempts to seizepower.  It is their complete…

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The Lost Arc of Noah

The Ark

Noah’s Ark has been found.  It’s in Amsterdam.
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Enjoy.

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Tea Party Shortcut

Chris McKansas Mississippi (R)

Nobody understood him

His numbers are not the way

Now he’s lost in the deepest enigma

Which all came unraveled today.

Give thanks to quantum mechanics for the sweet, sweet, serendipity of those lyrics coming off of an album named “Point of Know Return” (as shown in the header image above)!

Here’s the audio of the “concern trolling” from the ‘shocked and disgusted” staff at McDaniel’s campaign…

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Whitewater Two – Nail the Jiggaboo

Totally Hashed Out

Our grandparents got the Scopes Monkey Trials and all we get are the Benghazi Dopes Trials?  Takes a special kind of Tea Party idiot to agree to chair this bad imitation of a semen-stained blue dress.

Except for the added hash tag, it’s just Whitewater Two – Nail the Jiggaboo.

Enjoy.

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Secret Treaties

I’m not saying I’m gangsta’ but it takes some doing to get banned from a FAKE casino without even trying.  Zynga Poker.  To wit:Close up of unspecified nature

I can’t even imagine any terms of service I could have broached in the 85000+ hands I’ve played there over the last several years, but the overall experience was mixed at best, so it’s no great loss.

I’d like to give you some insight into Zynga’s abrupt ejaculation but…

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Prove That You Deserve It

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John Brown, the guy shown below, took up arms himself against the government to help force an end to slavery.

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Clive Bundy, the guy shown below, wants you to take up arms to free him of business expenses.
The Anti John Brown

Here’s a message to Clive Bundy directly out of Kansas:

Can I tell you something?
I got to tell you one thing
If you expect the freedom
That you say is yours
Prove that you deserve it
Help us to…

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Nap time.

More Power

I’m in a bit of an editorial quandary.  Last year I ran a pro-wind piece extolling the virtues of sustainable wind power.  I don’t claim any special expertise on the subject other than being surrounded by a sea of these devices here in the Umwelt-sensitive district of Munsterland.   That said, I am in extremely close proximity to these devices.  They’re everywhere.   My enthusiasm for the…

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